Club Reviews

Savannah Review For 1999

Nude Club Savannah

(Formerly Men's Club, Star Planet, Stars Planet)
11901 ½ Olympic Blvd.
Near Bundy and Olympic
(310) 479-1500
Sun - Mon: Closed, Tue - Thr: 8pm - 2am, Fri - Sat: 8pm - 3am
Web site: http://www.clubsavannah.net
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Opened: 5/1997
Last visit: 8/1998

Lap roomAlthough the club has a new name, new owners and even a new address, it's actually still in the same location. It's larger than originally and the new large dressing room is now a lap room. Since this review was written, the club has been remodeled and there is now only one stage.

It's still a little hard to find unless you know where it is. Go east on Mississippi off of Bundy (north of Olympic) and the club is in an industrial one story building on the south side of the street. Cover is $10 or $5 with newspaper ad.

The club is a little hard to find but just turn east on Mississippi off of Bundy (north of Olympic). It's in a one story industrial looking building across the street from Staples. As far as I could tell, there is NO parking lot. You can park on the street but check the posted signs carefully. You can also valet your car but I don't really know where they take the car. Personally, I never valet.

InsideThis is a very small club but it is new and clean. The stage is setup like a miniature version of The Gentlemen's Club with 2 runways connected at the back. The runway ends in a circle with a pole in the middle. To conform to current laws, there is a handicap elevator against the wall where the stages meet. There is a micro bar to the left, and the bathrooms, dressing rooms are to the right rear. This club is so small, there is virtually no seating other than at the stage or bar. The 2 stages can seat about 50 people and the bar can seat 4.

There are 5 private booths to the right and 2 to the left. At 11pm on Friday, they only had 7 dancers but 5 were good lookers and all were acceptable. Many Fantasy Island defectors there (just for the week) because the manager used to work there. Interesting that they dance nude for the grand opening week. Since my last visit here, they have added low mileage lap dances (like sister club Gentlemen's Club). The private dances and lap dances are $20, and for now, the dancer keeps all. All the dancers were making good money from what I could see. While I was sitting at the bar, a dancer cashed in $200 in singles every time she went up on stage. Since there were only 7 dancers with 2 stages open, she went up often. Although the mileage varied, I would rate it a 2.5 on my scale of 0-4. Some Stevie Wonder with feeding by 1 I saw.

One of the bizarre space problems is the men's bathroom. It is just large enough to contain a toilet (no handicap handle bars) with no urinal and a sink. That's not the strange part. In order to give it some class (I guess), they have an attendant in this closet bathroom. This guy stands no further than 3 feet behind you with no partitions and a bunch of mirrors. A little too close for my comfort.

I talked to Kieta (from Fantasy Island) who is a lovely tall blond, about the dressing room size. Her answer was to put her hand up and show me her thumb and fore finger one inch apart. I said, "The bathroom, not my penis size." If you go there, I would highly recommend her for privates. She's a great tease. I love that.

There is no DJ "booth", just a DJ standing next to a podium. The manager told me that they got the space next door and will be expanding within a week. Read: 1-2 months.

Summary:
Parking is a bit of a problem but there is street parking and since the club is so small, there should be space or just valet. Club is small but clean and new and their hiring practice is up there.

Club

3.5 Good location, clean but small and no parking.

Dancers

3.0 Good hiring practice.

Attitude

3.0 Money always makes dancers smile.

Nasty Factor

2.5 Average by today's new nude standards.

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